2023
2023 MELON DE BOURGOGNE
$28
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Age: Vintage 2023
Hometown: Alexander Valley
Horoscope: Pisces - she just gets you! Such a pisces!
Favorite Foods:
Caviar
Movie theater popcorn…extra butter
Hobbies:
Suntanning
Tropical vacations
Watching other people exercise
Pet Peeve: Exercising
2023 DRY RIESLING
$28
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Age: Vintage 2022
Hometown: Sonoma Mountain
Horoscope: Aries – even if you think you won’t like her, she’s confident you will! Such an Aries!
Favorite Foods:
Scallops with Apple, Endive, and Miso Vinaigrette
Thai green curry
Totino’s Pizza Rolls (specifically pepperoni)
Hobbies:
Long walks on the beach
Eating seafood towers
Becoming best friends with your mom
Pet Peeves: People who like chardonnay (fyi, your mom doesn’t anymore)
2023 ROSÉ OF GRENACHE
$28
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Age: Vintage 2022
Hometown: Dry Creek Valley
Horoscope: Libra – charming, beautiful, and well-balanced. Such a Libra!
Favorite Foods:
Mussels in Saffron and White Wine Broth
Crab cakes with too much aioli (no such thing!
Dino Nuggets dipped in ranch dressing
Hobbies:
Drinking wine out of a mug during zoom meetings
Cracking inappropriate jokes and getting away with it because of her accent (mark)
Stealing your husband
Pet Peeves: Having to ask for more bread at a restaurant
2023 UNOAKED PINOT NOIR
$32
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Age: Vintage 2022
Hometown: Sonoma Coast
Horoscope: Sagittarius – that friend that’s friends with everyone, you can’t help but love her! Such a Sagittarius!
Favorite Foods:
Pan-seared Duck Breasts with Dried Tart Cherry and Hazelnut Farro with Pickled Fennel
Beef goulash served atop buttered spaetzle
Disneyland Turkey Leg
Hobbies:
Skinny dipping
Picnics in the park
Being your new best friend
Pet Peeve: Instagram censoring nipples
2023 ‘Once in a Blue Moon’ Melon de Bourgogne
$32
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Age: Vintage 2023
Hometown: Alexander Valley
Horoscope: Gemini - the social butterfly of the zodiac
Favorite Foods:
Fennel & Tarragon Stuffed Mussels
Lobster Mac & Cheese
Baseball stadium garlic fries
Hobbies:
People watching,
Happy hour,
Gossiping
Pet Peeves:
2023 ‘Stir the Pot’ Pét Nat
$32
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Age: Vintage 2023
Hometown: Dry Creek Valley
Horoscope: Aries - she’s the life of the party!
Favorite Foods:
Pan-seared Duck Breasts with Dried Tart Cherry and Hazelnut Farro with Pickled Fennel
Red wine braised beef shortribs
Pepperoni Hot Pocket
Hobbies:
Parties, duh!
Hiking
Picnics on the beach
Pet Peeves:
Buzz kills
Hiking when there isn’t a glass of wine at the end
2023 ‘Rudie Nudie’ Skin Contact Melon
$32
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Age: Vintage 2023
Hometown: Sonoma Mountain
Horoscope: Leo – loves to be the center of attention! Such a Leo!
Favorite Foods:
Strawberry and Whipped Ricotta Toasts with Rosé-infused Honey
Oysters Rockefeller
Movie Theater Butter Microwave Popcorn
Hobbies:
Slurping oysters
Bucket hats
House warming parties
Pet Peeves: People that back into parking spaces
2023 ‘Grape Party’ Carbonic Carignane
$32
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Age: Vintage 2023
Hometown: Alexander Valley
Horoscope: Aquarius - she’s so adventurous!
Favorite Foods:
Oysters with pet nat mignonette, creme fraiche, and trout roe
Salmon crudo
Popcorn shrimp
Hobbies:
Thinking they’re good at ceramics
Cooking!
Being on a boat
Pet Peeves:
People who are actually good at ceramics
Doing dishes
